my mom came to wake up me up as i was dreaming that i was taking a shower, so i started screaming at her to get out (in real life)

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literally eating shit for the past two hours

-> i can't solve anything
-> read the solutions
-> me: "what tf do you need to be smoking to come up with that"
-> they: "it's easy what"
-> they: "just practice more"
-> next question
cycle repeats

i don't know how everyone else does it

consistently good math marks are like consistently hitting the 10k in skee ball

they just have good gaming chairs ig

i wonder how it'll feel to look back on this 10 years later

just fucking shoot me i'll end up homeless at this rate anyways

i'll just fail at everything and i'm already on track

stress has turned me into an asshole

+ a few other insecurities

fucking great

what a fucking terrible day to have a pulse

today was horrible
so was the day before
so was the day before
so was the day before
so was the day before
so was the day before
so was the day before
so was the day before
...

my pets are incests (dank memer)

you don't know a language well enough until you've learned how to offend people with it

severe public transit addiction

dormant in the moment, and lost inside my head
exploring in the torrent, and dreaming 'bout whatev

i had finally found the bathroom after wandering and searching for minutes

and so there i sat. and shat.

i need to take a shit real soon

otherwise i'm going to anyways

how to eat cake
1. stab with fork
2. nom

goddamn this guy reeks, both literally and metaphorically. of failure.

it looks apocalyptic outside

the carl bot poem
written by me after getting banned twice by its faulty automod

@Carl-bot
fuck brain
ass pain
won't help with anything

hard r
cripple fart
lunk of code that fell apart

cringe face
no race
codebase is out of place

bolts loose
obtuse
fails to be of any use

wham bam, false ban, hit it with a frying pan,
so bland, can't hand stand, kick it out your servers man

no-show
low blow

stupid

all hail the coca cola freestyle machine

jetlagged but i wasn’t on a jet

solving in factored form
on each of the buttcheeks, take the second number and negate it

(x-6)(x-9)
|        |
x=6    x=9

yes, buttcheeks ()()

yes’ing a yes = yes
yes’ing a no = yes
no’ing a no = yes

sleeping at 10pm is early, but sleeping at 1am is even earlier

specific details for each section of the first drop (1:02 -> 1:31)

shot in third person, facing perpendicular to the street

1:02 -> 1:04: a still frame of me in a walking position being cloned across the screen
1:04 -> 1:07: taking one of those clones, removing the others, and moving it back and forth across the screen

shot in first person, my pov

1:07 -> 1:10: still the still frame moving back and forth down the street, but i'm holding the camera

back to the perpendicular to the street shot

1:10 -> 1:11: same thing as 1:02 -> 1:04 but with the actor instead of myself
1:11 -> 1:13: remove every other frame and move the remaining clones back and forth, alternating the gaps between every other clone

same shot as the previous, but on a different street

1:13 -> 1:15: same as 1:02 -> 1:04 but on that different street

1:15 -> 1:17: glitch effects

perpendicular shot on ANOTHER street

1:17 -> 1:18: same as 1:04 -> 1:07 but with the actor

1:18 -> 1:20: various still shots of the actor in different locations, changing rapidly
1:20 -> 1:21: glitch effects with the actor's head

need to figure out a way to do children (react.js)

tin

gdkid friends & co. milk farm and spermery

clickity clackity ur balls i’m gonna smackity

general presentation thing in case we're asked to come in to present

luke wants a spootify playlist thing but im too socially awkward to talk to anyone about it atm
- each person gets to add 3 songs
- nothing absurdly explicit

suck it like a lolipop
just go in hard and never stop

so at my little raffle ticket lemonade stand thing tomorrow, i can put up my friend's tier list of random shit, and essentially the idea is that it'll look so unbelievably stupid and confusing that it'll attract the attention of like half the upper foyer and they'll give me their entire mom's credit cards

16 now ig

procrastinating on my history summative is like a gunshot to the head. when i actually go to do it, it'll be quick, and over in an instant, but it'll spell absolute certain death for my history mark

wait holy shit it’s 2023

Mount Tin is a pretty tinful mount

ah shit

wait i forgot to say merry christmas in here

i walked halfway across my city

a few reasons why you should walk halfway across your city:

- allows you to assess your capability to walk halfway across your city
- builds you a mental map used to navigate yourself halfway across your city
- improves your self-confidence in being able to walk halfway across your city (provided you were able to successfully walk halfway across your city the first time you attempted walking halfway across your city)

like say "i’ve got a child to take care of", then say "i’ve got a walmart to go to" and think about how strange it is

the phrase "i’ve got a walmart to go to" in the context of you needing to go to walmart, sounds weird when said out loud

Vey dedicated

stepped in to fill a niche

2

i am very intersign in the crucits and the field of electical engeiring and use to buld practical experience throguh robots with my feloow temmatss

apply knowlefge of electrical ity and magnetism in the form of cirtciots on the robot which consist of compneney sich as motors and sensors

the homepage is literally a floating penis

zhenlong was here

you get high for points (doodle jump)

i didnt write that last one what

Kahlan out of context

“I think Reuben thinks more than Charlie does”

“Me and Reuben are the bestest of friends”


Uh. you’re dahn
“Uh. you’re donn”
“Ur dann”
“uh Ih’m daghnn”
“Uh-m, ur donn ”

In order from best to worst
“Oh my gawd there were so many cute kids at walmart the other day.”

“Hey look, it’s cocaine”

“It’s dead bodies Connor, it’s not that big of a deal”

“I asked if I could pay in cookies and he assaulted me”

“Crap bucket.”

“I want holly to be my mom.”

“Ur mom”

* points to David* “Mac.”

having a stroke and a seizure “omagdomagd omagd jtjtjttjautjtjtjujtjtjtujtutjt bsjisf is in the same class” hyperventilating

“Who do you want to be your mom”

“You’re doing a thing about me, get over here”

“I like the crap.”

“I never understand anything anymore”
Connor: “you never did”

“My mom thinks I have a tumour”

“She diagnosed herself with ADHD and Charlie”

“My back’s as loud as it allows it to be”

“My nana died so they had a bunch of trips”

“oooooooooooooooooooooohnaah”

“It’s a sport”


“I am determined to be your mom”

“Read fanfics about people”

“He needs to go follow someone around.”

“I know where you live”
“I’m kinda offended because I was there too”

“The sister vibe at night is strong”

“Who’s jo again?”


Jojobow compilation
“Find me a jojobow a jowjowbow a jojobow I want a jowjobow everyone wants a jojobow”
“joJOJjobOws JOJOBOOOOOOOOOWWWWS jojothebowbowjowjowbow”
“I’m buying jojowbowz connnnror I’m buying jojobowz”
“David do you want a jojobow, jowjowbow”
“Everyonewantsa jojobwo”
“Connor can you wear a jojojwbow david can you wear a jowwjowbow”
“SOMEONE WEAR A JOWJOWBOWW”
“I’m gonna wear a jowjowbow on monday”
“Connor do you want a JowJowbwow”
“We should all buy jowbjowbows if I buy a jowjojwbow will you wear it david”
“Jjojobow”
“Jowjowwiththebowbow Jowjowwiththebowbow”


To be continued…

Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7fTrL4jv4


Connor out of context
Connor: “I have online friend, I know all his friends, all his friends know me as his kid, he scams
people for money, his friends steal credit cards… it’s fun.”

“... WRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“Ree hee hee ha”
“UEYEEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEIEI”


JEffrey out of context
“I’m gonna be Jeff bezos”
“I’m gonna take machine guns and shoot the police in my house”
“Genocide on the joows”
“I identify as attack helicopter”
“OOGABOOGABOOGOOABOOGAOOUOOGABOOGABOOGA BOOGA”
“I’m gonna take a gun and shoot you”
“Ya know if you were willing to eat dog food I’d be willing to kill my dog and replace him with you”
War veteran cries because some kids talked about kills in COD Jeffrey: Oh it’s so smiling saad laughing that’s depressing Me: then why are you smiling Jeffrey: smiles harder

bill c-11 might turn youtube to shit

oops

my w key stopped working

one time, i ate a bagel

i generally hate statically typed langs but somehow i can make do with typescript

i thought the word "away" had been 5 letters long for literally my entire life up to now 💀

dont worry i have it all under control

trust

thing is, the 5 hours that span the time interval between 10:00pm and 3:00am is equivalent to the 5 hours or so of total class time you get throughout the week to work on a research project, more or less

i wonder what i should add next

here's a poem about rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
rain
[[[ the ground ]]]

stolen from bill wurtz

the more apples you eat, the less apples

ok this parser is better

this markdown parser is shit lol

a: i didnt steal the painting
b: a is lying
c: b is lying
d: b stole the painting

if a is telling the truth:

- would fit b saying that a is lying
- d would then also be lying saying that b stole the painting
- c would be lying that b stole the painting
- c or d stole the painting
- ...

if b is telling the truth:

- a would be lying by saying he didn't steal the painting
- would fit c saying that b is lying because b is telling the truth
- would fit d saying that b stole the painting because b is telling the truth
- b's testimony would add up by accusing a of stealing the painting
- it's probably this

this website has backend now so ig that technically makes me a full stack dev, albeit not a very good one 👌

hi mom